These days Muhammad Ssegirinya the Kawempe North legislator, no longer catches sleep. Reliable sources from his camp disclosed to this mighty website that every night he sleep talks the name Kikuumi kya Dollar by always remarking that “Our people abandoned me? AS they forget so easily!!!Even my President Kyagulanyi is going to give Kikuumi kya Dollar the party ticket to throw me out of parliament. We’re done.”
This tension has caused Ssegirinya high blood pressure and loss of appetite yet he’s suffering from Kidney and liver failures which necessitate him to feed very well if he’s to heal very well. It’s this situation that forced his doctors to start giving him sleeping pills.
WHO IS KIKUUMI KYA DOLLAR?
His real name is Mathias Mulumba.He was nicknamed Kikuumi kya Dollar at the time the minimum wage proposal was very popular in the country.
Mulumba as President of the Kolping Society:- a catholism based SACCO in Kawempe advised the government that the minimum wage should be $100 to enable fresh graduates to develop themselves faster.
Due to his continuous emphasis of the word “Kikuumi kya Dollar” in his speeches, people decided to nickname him it.
WHAT POLLS SAY
Amongst the six people that are eying for the Kawempe North seat, Mulumba seems to be strongest on the ground. If the election is to be held tomorrow, Mulumba is expected to win with 35% votes, Ssegirinya follows with 28% votes, lawyer Nalukoola Luyimbazi of the DP emerges third with 20% votes. Muhammad Mutazindwa alias Sweet Cake of the FDC becomes fourth with 10% while NRM’s Juliet Namale and Moses Jjemba, former RDC of Kasangati Town Council, shared the remaining 7%.
WHY MULUMBA IS IN THE LEAD OF POLLS
Kawempe North is made up of nine Parishes namely;Kikaaya, Komamboga, Kawempe (1), Mpererwe, Bwaise (1), Kyebando, Kanyanya, Bwaise(2) and Kazo-Angola.Because Kyebando,Bwaise(1) and (2)and Kazo-Angola are the most popularated parishes, the candidate must earn atleast 40% votes to be declared the winner. And since these parishes are also set up with many Ghettos, chances of election malpractice are very high thus candidates need to closely monitor all activities as they unfold in the election period.
Mulumba through his NGO Mulumba Kikuumi kya Dollar foundation has been delivering various services and assistance to the people in these parishes that’s why they love him to death.
Although Mulumba is currently in the lead of polls, Election Analyst from Kawempe cautioned him not to relax thinking that he’s only awaiting to take oaths on the swearing in day because most people in Kawempe North are staunch Muslims who subscribe very much to the family of Nuhu Mbogo one of the pioneers of Islam in Uganda. Thus should his successor Prince Dr.Kassim Nakibenge endorse Ssegirinya or Nalukoola, Mulumba will lose his victory in a blink.
These analysts insisted that if Uganda was like America or Britain where people cast votes with political maturity, it’s beyond reasonable doubt that Mulumba would emerge victorious because he studied Public Administration and for the past 23 years he has been Kona Zone Chairman, he’s stainless. It’s also for this unblemished service that Kabaka Ronald Muwenda Mutebi appointed Mulumba as his Omutongole of the zone.
CONSPIRACY TO END SSEGIRINYA’S POLITICAL CAREER
Reliable sources in the NUP also revealed to this mighty website that NUP President Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu and his close associates are no longer reading from the same book with Ssegirinya because of the unclear manner in which Ssegirinya and his fellow Makindye West MP Allan Ssewanyana gained their freedom from Kitalya Prison where they had been detained for Masaka-Bijampiya cases.
It’s rumored that Ssegirinya and Ssewanyana’s arrest came forth their gone sower deal with the Dictator.
When Ssegi and Ssewanyana chewed the Dictator’s money and failed to deliver, he decided to punish them heavily by linking them to the Masaka Bijampiya case only to release them when they agreed to execute the mission he had loaded them with
Our sources added that because Ssegirinya is no longer trusted by Principal Kyagulanyi, he now sees the future in Mulumba.He thus fished him from the DP in 2022 and to further convince people that Mulumba is theirs, upon his grand entrance in NUP, The Secretary for Mobilization Chairman Nyanzi Fred Ssentamu who doubles as the elder brother to Kyagulanyi, appointed Mulumba as the National Sectary for Kunga a program the party uses to mobilize it’s supporters
When Ssegi heard this from his sick bed, his heart started racing like a formula one car and for purposes of preventing his heart from rupturing, Doctors immediately put him on life supporting machines
Because of Ssegirinya’s frail health, Doctors have bluntly advised him to quit politics, However their advice seems to have fallen in a desert because two weeks ago Ssegirinya used his TikTok account to confirm that he’s to appear on 2026 ballot paper come what may.
Despite the fact that Ssegirinya is in a rich know that he’s retirement from politics is best for business, he can’t just let go because losing his parliamentary seat means he will be doomed to death.
Ssegirinya has no job or business from which he can get money to pay the big hospital bills and akawogo to feed his family.
WHAT ELECTROLATES SAY
Ssemanda Abdul Noor from Kyebando-Nsoba said though Ssegirinya has been a corridor parliamentarian, he had done wonders when it comes to robbing, charity and service delivery. He was only sabotaged by the fake detention and his bad health but fortunately he’s recovering steadily. When he appears on ballot in 2026,I will definitely vote for him.
Godfrey Lukongwa a resident of Kawempe said as voters we are just simply tired of comedian like Ssegirinya in parliament
Namatovu Jane Frances a resident of Kazo-Angola remarked that we need to disagree to agree that Ssegirinya’s health is terrible. Let him stand aside and pave way for others such that our voice can be heard in parliament.
By: Omulangira Ddembe Yonah
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